18 reasons to give Chester a miss

May 05, 2015
Dean

So, Big Heritage moved their HQ to Chester this year.....but to be honest, we're not sure we made the right decision. Here's 18 reasons why you should give Chester a miss.

 

 

1. There's loads of derelict old buildings....

 

2.  Some of them look like they're half built....

3. They must have been drunk when they made this......

 

4. There's not much on of an evening.....

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5. It's pretty dull at the weekend too...

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6. The locals are dull as dishwater

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7. But there's very little to be proud about....

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8. It's not like anyone famous ever came from Chester.

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9.  And what sort of city has no identity? Apparently it's the biggest Roman fort in Britain....

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10.  So, what's with the Norman Castle.....

 

 

11. And this ugly looking medieval cathedral....cathedral

12. That's even uglier from the inside....

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13.  The shops are all way out of date....

 

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14. Yep, seriously dated shopping....

 

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14. The uni seem pretty bland....

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15.  and it's best to try and avoid the locals....

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16. In fact, Chester has very little to shout about.

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17. It's lacking a bit of colour.....

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18. ...in fact, it's all pretty black and white.

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5 Comments. Leave new

And its things like this that make me love my city more and more! I love Chester!

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Ian Wingfield
May 6, 2015 8:14 am

Some things never change – thank goodness!

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mike mchugh
May 6, 2015 10:13 am

Nice bit of light hearted banter guys ,keep up the good work

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Drew Steele
May 22, 2015 8:38 am

Quite a stunning place init !!

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Geoff Nelder
June 27, 2015 11:26 pm

I live in Chester but only so I can cycle away from it to Wales and the Pennines for the same 18 reasons you give above. 🙂

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